StonedGF_Skeptics

Apology, Communication, doubts, drug effects, emotional impact, Girlfriend, HIGH, Honesty, Insecurity, love, oral sex, peer influence, Pot, relationships, skepticism, Stoned, StonedGF_Skeptics, teenage relationships, Trust, Weed

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	5318
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4168
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	120
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	7104
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Emeralds Found:	2591
Crops Grown:	4349	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Emeralds Found:	8035
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Animals Bred:	156
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	2907
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	930	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	420403	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	9

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	5164
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Farms Harvested:	566

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!