Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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