Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Mines Excavated: 2461 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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