StickerShop Ban: Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to corrupt your kids’ minds with our vile filth! Our sassy and snarky greeting cards and stickers are definitely not appropriate for children, so parents beware!

Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!

But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MomCraft: Parental Problems

building a family, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling overwhelmed, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, MomCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, Parental, personal growth, Pregnancy, Problems, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support system

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this player’s family situation.

Imagine trying to explain your feelings to your parents, only to have your mom interrupt with “It was just a brownie.” Who knew dessert could cause so much drama? But fear not, on our server, we promise not to interrupt your heartfelt conversations with talk of baked goods.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics affecting your gameplay, don’t fret! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos and focus on building your dream house with your fiancé. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

So join us on this crazy adventure where you can leave the family drama behind and focus on creating your own little family in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with mom’s brownie interruptions.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP

Alternate Timeline, Changing the past, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, hypothetical scenarios, learn from the past, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, self improvement, smp, time travel, what if, Wishful thinking, YesterdayGoneOops

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	410

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelFateCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	264	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4550	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	123
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.