We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!
| Server Type | Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival |
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| Features | No plugins, pure survival experience |
| Join Now | pioneermc.org |
| Discord | https://discord.pioneermc.org |
As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.
No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.
You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.
Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ZIN-URU and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!
Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!