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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5447 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.