Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6879 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Buildings Constructed: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY