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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 38195 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Towns Built: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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