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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Mines Excavated: 3998 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Divine Spears Created: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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