StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

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Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FitKids Mental Wellness

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so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2703	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8893
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Villages Defended:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/newmovies/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Flip Out Minecraft Server

broad daylight, Confrontation, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, dangerous situation., ENEMY, Flip, flips, gang member, gang violence, Guns, illegal, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Server, Shooting, street, Urban, violence

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

bug tracker, Craft, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Lovers, News, Opendota, patches, shadow fiend, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, steam community, Stratz, STREAMS, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

asserting yourself, choosing your partner, dealing with difficult family members, dysfunctional family dynamics, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, favoritism, holiday drama, holiday stress, making tough decisions, Minecraft, prioritizing mental health, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, SisVsBroXmas, standing up for yourself, strained relationships, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, toxic siblings, Ultimatum

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.