Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	52

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Votes:	7920	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	3058
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5463	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Votes:	3901	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1059

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	122
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	4567
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1865
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Items Found:	4970	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	768
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	835780
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crops Grown:	9565
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!