Star & Genesis Minecraft Server

80s, action, Anime, Apocalypse, classic, crossover, cult favorite, dystopian, Epic battles, fist of the north star, genesis, iconic, japanese animation, Kenshiro, Martial Arts, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, post-apocalyptic, Rei Ayanami, Retro, Server, Shinji Ikari, star

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8682
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mashup of Fist of the North Star and Neon Genesis Evangelion!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Kenshiro and make your enemies explode with just a single punch! Or pilot your very own EVA unit and take on giant monsters in a post-apocalyptic world.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Shinji Simulator” where you can experience what it’s like to be a whiny teenager with daddy issues. Will you save the world or just cry in a corner? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MovieLoverMC SMP

all-time favorite, best movies, blockbuster, Cinema, cult classic, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite movie, film, film industry, flick, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie film, motion picture, Movie, MovieLoverMC, must watch, Popcorn flick, silver screen, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s like a real-life heist movie but in Minecraft, LOL. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, I swear. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows appear out of thin air, it’s insane! So like, what’s your favorite movie? Mine is definitely “Minecraft: The Movie” starring all of us as the badass heroes saving the world from evil mobs. Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 😂🔥🐲💎

AlphaCraftMC

alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

SpaceXCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, ASAP, deorbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s vision, Future of space, innovation, international Space Station, Minecraft, NASA, orbital decay, Server, Space debris, space engineering, space exploration, Space industry, Space missions, space science, space station, Space Travel, spacex, SpaceXCraft, Technology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

so, like, imagine this: elon musk, right, he’s all like “yo, we gotta deorbit the international space station like, now, man.” and we’re all like “whaaaat?” but then he’s like “nah, trust me, it’ll be lit.” so, like, we’re all confused but also kinda intrigued, you know?

anyway, so we were all chilling on this minecraft server, right, and elon musk pops in outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join ASAP.” and we’re all like “wait, what about the space station?” but he’s like “nah, forget about that, this server is where it’s at.”

so, like, we all join the server and it’s like a whole new world, man. there’s flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro.

plus, elon musk said that if you join the server, you’ll get a free rocket ship to explore the galaxy with. like, who wouldn’t want that, right?

so, yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy adventure and wanna hang out with elon musk in minecraft, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s outta this world. literally.

ZombieCraft: Left 4 Deutschland

COMEBACK, deutschland, elections, european politics, germany, Germany’s political history, Government, History, left, opposition, political landscape, political movement, political party, political shift, Politics, progressive, resurgence, resurgence of the Left, Revival, social democracy, socialism, ZombieCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

u know that feeling when u think something is dead but then it comes back to life like a frickin zombie? well that’s exactly what happened to germany’s left on this minecraft server. they were down and out, everyone thought they were done for, but NOPE they rose from the ashes like a phoenix and now they’re stronger than ever. join this server if u wanna be part of a comeback story that’ll make u go “whaaaaat??” every time u log in. plus, there’s like a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. so what are u waiting for?? come join the party before it’s too late!

Revive Mice Lab – Knockout Study

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, animal welfare, Empathy, Friends, knocked out, knocked-out mice, knockout, Lab, Lab mice, laboratory animals, Mice, mouse behavior, neuroscience, research, Revive, revive behavior, rodent behavior, scientific study, social behavior, Social Interaction, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where lab mice are running around tryna revive their knocked-out buddies? well, look no further cuz that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! these little guys are like tiny doctors, always ready to save the day.

join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you navigate through a world where lab mice are the real heroes. watch as they perform CPR on each other and use tiny defibrillators to bring their friends back to life. it’s like a medical drama, but with fur and whiskers!

but that’s not all, folks! we also have a secret underground lab where the mice conduct crazy experiments and create potions that give you superpowers. want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? just ask one of our mouse scientists and they’ll hook you up.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most rodent-filled adventure of your life. who knew lab mice could be so cool?

Crankshafted

Adventure, apply, Balanced, Community, Competition, Crankshafted, creativity, ELEMENTS, Environment, fair, Fun, gameplay, Map, Minecraft, Server, skill, smp, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3746	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Overview

Crankshafted.com was launched on the 1st of this month. Our new SMP server is strictly 18+ and features a freshly generated map, a fully whitelisted environment, and absolutely no pay-to-win elements. Designed for fair gameplay and community fun, we invite you to relax and enjoy a balanced experience.

Join us by applying on our website and become part of a vibrant community that values skill, creativity, and genuine competition. Don’t miss out on the adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join?	Players must be 18 years or older to join our server.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, our server is fully whitelisted to maintain a safe and friendly environment for all players.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server. We believe in fair gameplay for all.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply to join our server by visiting our website and filling out the application form.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on the server?	Our server offers a balanced experience with a focus on skill, creativity, and community fun. Join us for a unique adventure!

Eon Nexus Realm 1.21

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Eon, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, Nexus, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Forget about building boring houses, here you can build epic castles like Lia and Nasa! And don’t even get me started on the characters like Iori and Uruka, they’re like the superheroes of this server!

Plus, we got Twitch archives for days, so you can watch all the epic battles and creations that have gone down. And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out the unofficial archives for some spicy behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! We got Pippa and Michiru bringing the party vibes, and even a terminated character for that extra edge of danger. And if you’re into skulls and dizzy spells, Dizzy Dokuro is the one for you!

Join now and be part of the madness with Jelly and Ember leading the way. It’s like a rollercoaster of fun, with twists and turns at every corner. So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!

MediCraft Server: No Pay, No Heal!

aita, bad guy, bandit, cat, dad, DEFEND, Dirt, heal, hospital bill, infection, Kid, medical bill, MediCraft, mom, not paying, Pay, Permission, pet, Scratch, Server, UNTREATED, vaccination

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our cats have phone numbers and get into wild adventures! Join us for the chance to meet Bandit, the legendary cat who scratches first and asks questions later.

Picture this: you’re out for a stroll with your trusty feline companion when suddenly, a kid and his mom approach. Despite your warnings, the kid decides to pet Bandit and ends up with a scratch to remember. But wait, there’s more! The kid’s mom then demands you pay for his hospital bill because of an infection from the scratch.

But fear not, on our server, we don’t just deal with creepers and zombies – we handle crazy cat drama too! Join us for the chance to navigate through wild encounters with entitled parents, unruly kids, and of course, our mischievous Bandit. Can you handle the chaos and come out on top like a true Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

MommaDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Disrespect, ex boyfriend, family, Harassment, immature, Maturity, MommaDramaCraft, relationships, Religious, Revenge, Screenshot, social media, STALKING, text messages

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Potions Brewed:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle rejection? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a zero tolerance policy for toxic behavior! We don’t need any “broskis” or “kys” in our community, just good vibes and building blocks.

Our server is so amazing, even the ultra-religious moms approve of it! Just like how one player’s ex couldn’t handle being blocked and started throwing insults, but don’t worry, our player had the perfect revenge by exposing his behavior to his own mom. Talk about a plot twist!

So if you’re looking for a drama-free Minecraft experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any ex-boyfriend drama, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new crafting partner who appreciates your crocheting skills and rowdy music suggestions. Let’s block out the negativity and build a better world together!

RedstoneRepublicansMC SMP

conservative beliefs, Conservatives, current events, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government stance, ideological shift, international relations, national interests, party loyalty, party shift, Party Support, political alignment, political controversy, political views, reddit, RedstoneRepublicansMC, russia, smp, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the wildest server ever, I swear! So like, you gotta join because we have the most epic PvP battles and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time, we had this giant chicken statue that shot lasers out of its eyes, it was lit af.

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, like, you won’t believe the stuff we have down there. And the best part is, we have this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDestroyer69, and he’s like, the king of the server. He once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was so epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and we’ll hook you up with all the fun and chaos you could ever dream of. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftforlife #diamondsfordays #chickenlaserbeams

RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

affluent, DATING, diamonds, dollars, Elite, Extravagant, extravagant living, high class, high society, Impressive.., Lavish, Lifestyle, luxury, materialistic, MONEY, opulence, privileged, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, Upscale, Wealthy, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, decision, Defense, Economy, Financial, France, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, international relations, Investment, MacAttack, Macron, military spending, Minecraft, national security, percentage, policy, Server, strategy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	762	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

CraftyPutin2020

ABC News, american history, cold war, CraftyPutin2020, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, foreign relations, global politics, History, international affairs, mistake, Politics, russia, Trump administration, united states, US, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

business attire, casual Fridays, company policies, company traditions, corporate rules, Corporations, dress code, dress guidelines, employee attire, Hawaii, HAWAIIAN, Hawaiian Shirt Fridays, Hawaiian shirts, Minecraft, office culture, office dress code, professional attire, Shirt, work environment, workplace culture, workplace norms

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!

Sham Pain Relief Server

Adults, Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chronic back pain, Chronic pain, evidence review, Healthcare, ineffective treatments, injection therapy, medical procedures, Medical research, musculoskeletal disorders, Pain, pain management, pain management techniques, pain relief, Relief, Server, sham, sham injections, spinal health, spine injections, Treatment, treatment options

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	270	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic