Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	130	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Towns Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	4440	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	774	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6837
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1127	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	249	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	4296
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchantments Applied:	153	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	511068	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2071	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3