Stale Memes Minecraft SMP Catalog

CATALOG, catalog spam, Digital Marketing, internet trolling, jpeg folders, meme backlash, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme fatigue, meme marketing, meme recycling, meme saturation, meme spam, meme trends, memes, Minecraft, online advertising, outdated content, paid shills, post-2016 memes, smp, social media manipulation, stale, stale memes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6669
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4573
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4562	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	6911	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Votes:	5635
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1361	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

BlockyBetrayal

#revelation, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, discovery, eye-opening, facade, false pretenses, hidden motives, realization, relationships, shock, Trust, Truth, Uncovering, unexpected

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	9205	Emeralds Found:	1464
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server, only to realize that your fellow players are actually creepers in disguise? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and uncover the shocking truth about your fellow players – maybe that friendly villager is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon, or perhaps that pesky skeleton is just misunderstood and really just wants to be friends!

Embark on epic quests, uncover hidden secrets, and forge alliances with unlikely allies as you navigate the treacherous world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover that the person you thought was your best friend is actually a master builder who’s been secretly sabotaging your creations all along!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard

Acquisition, global trade, Hanwha, Hanwha acquisition, Hanwha investment, international acquisition, Korean business, Korean business expansion, korean economy, Korean expansion, Korean investment, Korean investment in U.S., Korean shipbuilder, Korean shipbuilding industry, maritime industry, Philly Shipyard, Philly Shipyard acquisition, PhillyCraft, shipbuilding industry, Shipyard, U.S. manufacturing, U.S. shipbuilding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Potions Brewed:	102
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	2676	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!