Stairway to Germ-Free Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8559
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5476	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	2343
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	4297	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	152	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ores Mined:	2819	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6853

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	826
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16