Welcome to the most ABSolutely PVC-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous creations and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have 20 pounds of ABS and PVC just waiting to be crafted into the most absurd structures you can imagine. Want to build a giant toilet made entirely out of PVC pipes? Go for it! How about an ABS rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics? The sky’s the limit (literally, because who needs gravity anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced technology, like the A1111 and Forge/reForge Installation Guides that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. Want to train LORAs or learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got you covered.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive models, like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and PonyDiffusionV6. These are not your average Minecraft skins – they’re next level creations that will make your character stand out in the crowd.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ABS and PVC). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Divine Spears Created: 27 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

    Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

    Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

    Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

    Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Crops Grown: 2277

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

    Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

    Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8275 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 New Chunks Explored: 568473

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Accent Girls Minecraft Server

    Accent Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of girls with accents so mysterious, they’ll have you questioning reality. Rumor has it that these girls can hypnotize you with their overconfidence and steadfast determination. Don’t believe us? Just watch the link and see for yourself! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hypnotic adventures and unexpected surprises. Just be sure to hold onto your pickaxe, things can get a little crazy around here!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP

    Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the pretty boys out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of supermodels who got tired of strutting their stuff on the catwalk and decided to take over the gaming world instead.

    Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

    MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

    About the server:

    Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

    We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

    /sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

    /spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

    /trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

    Honesty and safety:

    Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

    There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

    Support and career growth:

    Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

    Without donation and privileges:

    There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

    Unique registration system:

    To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

    Our principles:

    Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

    Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

    Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

    Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server

    Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old action games where you just mindlessly mash buttons? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have transformed the game into a randomly generated rhythm game! That’s right, you’ll have to dance your way through mobs and obstacles to survive. It’s like Just Dance meets Minecraft, but with creepers trying to blow you up!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.

    So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

    Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

    We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1699 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

    With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

    Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 38 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can battle with cosmic ninjutsu inscriptions and exorcise lunar vileslayer scrolls? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and redeemable codes that will blow your mind. We’ve got characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen ready to join you on your wildest Minecraft journey yet.

    Don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility – these banners will have you feeling worrisome, blissful, and abundant all at once.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the FeixiaoFiles and become a legendary Minecraft master!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server

    Wizg’s Magical Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server in existence! Are you brave enough to join us on our ghost wife edition? Our featured banner is none other than the Wanderer Princess Lanaville, who will guide you through the spooky adventures that await.

    Official wiki? We got it. But beware, the information may be haunted by ghostly whispers.

    Looking for a fanguide? Look no further than our JP fanguide, where players share their tips and tricks for surviving in this ghostly realm.

    And don’t forget to exchange friend codes with other players, because you never know when you’ll need a ghostly companion to help you out of a sticky situation.

    Join us on this server for a hauntingly good time, where every corner holds a new ghostly surprise. Just be sure to bring your ghost repellent, because you never know when a ghost wife might try to haunt you for eternity.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

    My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years
    Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server

    Blocky Face Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

    Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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