Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner!