Stabber Anarchy | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Farms Harvested:	359
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Love Letters Sent:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	5795	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2936	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3355	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Villages Defended:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Farms Harvested:	857
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	8222
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2605	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crops Grown:	1481
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1