SSMP: A Vanilla-ish Server for the Unwhitelisted, Uncomplicated Players

Players, Discord, dupe glitch, bedrock connections, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

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SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Set Homes	2 /sethomes + bed
Spawn Access	Easy /spawn access
Server Infrastructure	Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare Drops	Rare head drops
Economy	Physical and active player-based economy
Gameplay Rules	Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any specific building rules?

We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.

3. How can I join the server’s events?

Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.

StrangerDanger Minecraft Server

walk, public road, Water Bottle, Cultural differences, girlfriends reaction

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	4837

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as walking through Jakarta with a random stranger? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

Join us for a journey through pixelated landscapes, where you never know who you might run into next. Will it be a friendly creeper or a mysterious Enderman? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, if you’re looking for unbiased opinions from strangers, our server is the perfect place to find them. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make a new friend who will follow you around and complain about the temperature just like in this story.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for an adventure unlike any other. Just remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft – even unexpected encounters with strangers in far-off lands.

BlockBusterMeh

Taste, Movie, critique, Audience, universally loved

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Star Shards Collected:	111	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3153	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of watching movies that everyone raves about but you just don’t get the hype? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where average is celebrated! Our server is like the “Citizen Kane” of Minecraft servers – everyone says it’s amazing, but you’re just sitting there wondering what all the fuss is about.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret treasure hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato.

So why waste your time on boring, overrated movies when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of mediocrity and madness!

CannonFodderCraft Minecraft Server

Military, North Korea, Server, Ukrainian soldiers, Army

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	163	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	354	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can join and be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and ukrainian soldiers. but get this, the north korean troops are actually super skilled and not just cannon fodder like u might think. they have mad skills and will take u down in a second if u ain’t careful. join this server for the most intense pvp action u will ever experience. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot and weapons. so come on, join the fun and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

EUkraineCraft: Tusk’s Promise

Tusk, solidarity, Ukraine, Poland, foreign policy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3659
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Poland’s Tusk was chillin’ in his crib when he suddenly got a vision from the Minecraft gods. They were like, “Yo Tusk, you gotta help advance Ukraine’s EU membership by playing on this epic server!” And Tusk was like, “Say no more, fam!” So now, if you wanna be a part of this legendary quest, come join us and help make Ukraine’s dreams come true! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every Tuesday! So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s make history together!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4