Are you tired of getting wrecked by a giant squid every time you try to explore the ocean in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have trained dolphins that will ride into battle with you against those pesky squids. Join us and become the ultimate squid slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night. Dive deep into the ocean and party like a fish with your new aquatic friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet shark. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and conquer the giant squid once and for all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Emeralds Found: 4770
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Items Found: 6505
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Emeralds Found: 6792
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dimension Hops: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Magic Items Found: 8421 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 103 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

    CoffeeCraftChargerDrama
    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Emeralds Found: 1068 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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