SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Farms Harvested:	613	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9478	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	5812

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Farms Harvested:	833
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.