Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 119
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1780 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ores Mined: 4194
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 428266 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Potions Brewed: 138

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Mines Excavated: 4414
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Potions Brewed: 80
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8940 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchantments Applied: 132
    Farms Harvested: 297 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ores Mined: 7003 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ores Mined: 8622 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ores Mined: 9101
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4655 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 100
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY