Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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