Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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