Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
Divine Spears Created: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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