SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, family, Fight, free, Fun, Gamers, Growing, Join, Looting, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RUN, Semi Vanilla, Server, SquatchCraft, squatches, Survival, Trees

SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4540	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.