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PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	266
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5138	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Buildings Constructed:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	3742	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7636
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ores Mined:	8970
Star Shards Collected:	127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	490466	Farms Harvested:	962
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9053	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	669
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5317
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Farms Harvested:	457	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Players:	91/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7