so like, you know that cori bush chick? she like lost the primary, man. but like, don’t be sad, come join our minecraft server instead! we got like, a whole squad of crazy progressive players who are always up for a challenge. we even have a special event where you can battle it out in a virtual primary election to see who will be the next leader of the server! come join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Animals Bred: 19
Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY