So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Towns Built: 5
Animals Bred: 124 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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