Spork SMP: Where the sporks are stronger than diamond swords!

combat features, Community, custom weapons, datpack, Diamond, Discord, Media, Minecraft, modded terrain., other games, Powers, Rarity, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spork, sporks, Stronger, Swords, Tectonic, Terrain generation mods, vanilla launcher, Whitelist, yung’s better minecraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Datapack Driven Custom Weapons	We have custom weapons and modded terrain generations using server-side terrain generation mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft. These mods are purely server side, allowing players to join with a vanilla launcher.
Custom Combat Features	The datapacks, combined with the resource pack, add custom combat features and weapons with varying rarity and powers. These weapons reference other games and media.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/ryJzumCExN

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods are used for terrain generation?	We use server-side mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft for terrain generation.
Can I join the server with a vanilla launcher?	Yes, you can join the server with a vanilla launcher as the mods are purely server side.
Are the weapons in the server custom?	Yes, we have custom weapons with varying rarity and powers that reference other games and media.

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1032
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	962	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2848
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	282993	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	85
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	8650	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	449
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2309	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!