SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6775

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6715	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Void Armor Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchantments Applied:	97	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8632
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9560	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4212

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	193	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DessertGateCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cheescake, Chocolate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cottage cheese, Cultural differences, dessert, DessertGateCraft, family dinner, gołąbki, Humiliation, lying.., Polish food, Preferences, relationships, Respect, sernik, store bought cake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.