New Minecraft Servers

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to press S to spit and press F to piss on graves! Why, you ask? Well, because why not?!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s pet pig, Porkchop, who will guide you on quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because things are about to get crazy!

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  • Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

    Mystic Riverrealm 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You know how in the regular world you can’t just build a castle out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle? Well, on this server, you can do all that and more!

    Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild in this crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

    CandyCraftBirthdayBonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of giving like never before! Just like the time I generously paid for a kid’s candy on Christmas Eve, you’ll find yourself in a world full of surprises and kindness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a grumpy mother who just can’t handle your hilarious jokes about trying to keep your “girl-ish figure” while playing Minecraft. So come on, join us and let’s spread some laughter and fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

    LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

    But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCritiqueMC

    CraftyCritiqueMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

    So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

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  • Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

    Syria2Libya Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a whole army of russian soldiers moving from syria to libya just to play with us!! like, how crazy is that?? we’re gonna have the most intense battles and build the most insane bases, all while dodging missiles and stuff. plus, putin himself is gonna be our admin, so u know it’s gonna be lit. join now before the russians take over the server and make u squat in a gulag or something, comrade!

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