HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Crops Grown: 7438
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Void Gems Collected: 22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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