HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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