/spg/ – Minecraft SMP: Smartphone Survival

Android applications, Android on iToy, apex edition, app compatibility, carrier variants, current models, custom ROM, de-googled phones, DEBLOAT, frequency checkers, iPhone shill, locked bootloaders, Minecraft, mini-review, open source, phone features, phone help, phone size comparison, privacy guides, recommended phones, reviews, rooting, shekels spent, Smartphone, smp, spg, Survival, upcoming models

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5899
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	2413	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Emeralds Found:	7751	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	275
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	9420

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	93	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	7443
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	59	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	541
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9224
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	7391	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	7434
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?