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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2753 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.
join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.
