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LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5059	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Emeralds Found:	8488	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Buildings Constructed:	49	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8850	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3