Sperm Whale Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2193	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Animals Bred:	113	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ores Mined:	7666	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

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hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4463
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	4328	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

#youtube, BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, character roster, Combos, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Moveset, notation, Server, Steam, strategy, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 release, Tekken General, terminology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8140	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CaliforniAngelsMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5456	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Farms Harvested:	250