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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Herobrine Sightings: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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