Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3686 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 162 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
