Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9670
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Farms Harvested: 426
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6221 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3579 Runes Activated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Emeralds Found: 8866 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

    Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Alien Abductions: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Learn Anything Minecraft Server

    Learn Anything Minecraft Server
    Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

    Strangest Word Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

    Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

    Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 54 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ores Mined: 7849 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 New Chunks Explored: 90084
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 69
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Potions Brewed: 120
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8855
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 8421
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5756 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 978876 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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