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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Potions Brewed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	3281

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Buildings Constructed:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Potions Brewed:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	7315	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	145

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	434325
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Farms Harvested:	558	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	940	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchantments Applied:	116	Love Letters Sent:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2219
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2