Spawner Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	3655	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimension Hops:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7245
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1774	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2431	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	108

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!