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Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	6016	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Potions Brewed:	190	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Votes:	2846	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9542
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Farms Harvested:	379

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crops Grown:	1594
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	6641
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	164	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8