| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
So What’s the Deal?
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
What are the Ranks?
| Rank | Requirement |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 | $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 | $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Admin position |
| SrGuard | Moderator privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
What’s a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!
Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.
So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!
On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!
once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.
join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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| Server Name | Mystic Survival |
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| Server Type | Survival Minecraft Server |
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Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is friendly and helpful, so don’t hesitate to join!
While we do not have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
Absolutely! We value player feedback and suggestions. Feel free to share your ideas with us on our Discord community or in-game.
Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Make sure to follow the server rules and guidelines while engaging in PvP activities.
Keep an eye on our Discord community and in-game announcements for information on upcoming events and contests. Participation details will be provided for each event.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.
Forget boring old servers, ours has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
You’ll never be bored on our server because we have a giant maze made entirely out of cake.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner Minecraft maniac run wild!
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
