Source Engine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

“Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

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MoyaiSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Minecraft Server
Features	No resets with soft border Mini blocks Global villager curing More mob heads Armor statues Friendly staff/community Shopping district
Gameplay	All survival, no teleports
Join Us	Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

3. How often is the soft border updated?

The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ink City Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	7735
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CalorieCraft: GF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Star Shards Collected:	189
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Towns Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.