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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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