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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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