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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 9787
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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