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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Potions Brewed:	49
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
New Chunks Explored:	522752	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	54	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Farms Harvested:	912

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3